Comments on: Sermon on the Mount http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/ It's Andy not Andrew, I have proof! Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:36:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Andy Melton http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-844 Andy Melton Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:40:46 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-844 <strong>Kiko</strong> - But then I'd have to stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down a lot! <strong>VJnet</strong> - The power of the Lord is truly inspiring, isn't it? Kiko - But then I’d have to stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down a lot!

VJnet - The power of the Lord is truly inspiring, isn’t it?

]]> By: VJnet http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-831 VJnet Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:12:21 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-831 I have see the power of the Lord. Oh Lord! I have see the power of the Lord. Oh Lord!

]]> By: Kiko http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-830 Kiko Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:27:38 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-830 Oh, My! You should convert to Catholicism. LOL Oh, My!
You should convert to Catholicism. LOL

]]> By: Andy Melton http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-827 Andy Melton Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:17:37 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-827 <strong>Luke</strong> - Ooops, I'm sorry. Looks like I missed replying to your comment. My apologies. I am sorry the video disturbed you, or should I be sorry? LOL. That would be a very interesting way to watch this video! Moaning in the background, straining in your ears and the word lunch before your eyes making you hungry (strangely) and you trying not to be hungry because you need to vomit from the nastiness surrounding you! Don't worry. I blotted that area with a Tuck's pad so the hemorrhoid pain has subsided. Thanks for the warning, though! :) Oh and I do still owe you an email which I will try my hardest to respond to this evening after I get done doing the dishes, walking, feeding the dog, etc. If you don't hear from me you have my permission to write me back and yell at me! I'm off to record another video. I have 3 pages of composition notes of things I want to talk about. I gotta walk out to a safe recording place (a place where no one will hear me!). Luke - Ooops, I’m sorry. Looks like I missed replying to your comment. My apologies. I am sorry the video disturbed you, or should I be sorry? LOL.

That would be a very interesting way to watch this video! Moaning in the background, straining in your ears and the word lunch before your eyes making you hungry (strangely) and you trying not to be hungry because you need to vomit from the nastiness surrounding you!

Don’t worry. I blotted that area with a Tuck’s pad so the hemorrhoid pain has subsided. Thanks for the warning, though! :)

Oh and I do still owe you an email which I will try my hardest to respond to this evening after I get done doing the dishes, walking, feeding the dog, etc. If you don’t hear from me you have my permission to write me back and yell at me!

I’m off to record another video. I have 3 pages of composition notes of things I want to talk about. I gotta walk out to a safe recording place (a place where no one will hear me!).

]]> By: Andy Melton http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-826 Andy Melton Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:12:34 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-826 <strong>Davy</strong> - Thanks, Davy. Greatly appreciated! I love being a hot mess! :) Davy - Thanks, Davy. Greatly appreciated! I love being a hot mess! :)

]]> By: davy http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-825 davy Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:21:03 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-825 The power of Christ compels you bitch! You had the word of the Lord comin' out of both ends. Andy, you are one hot mess... :) The power of Christ compels you bitch! You had the word of the Lord comin’ out of both ends. Andy, you are one hot mess…

:)

]]> By: Luke (sexyer1) http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-824 Luke (sexyer1) Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:50:30 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-824 Oh lordy, If only I could express in written words of the very many ways this video disturbed me. As the silence ensued following your clip I hear the moan of my fathers occasional girlfriend being pleasured in the room next door (I need to find a place to live) which adds to the need to vomit, in addition to my magic spam word for this comment being "lunch"... Also, I feel my head spins a little when I hear biblical words. lol (no offence) I have to say, I liked this video better when I thought it read "Salmon on the Mount", which I assumed was a mating ritual for Madge. By the way, it sounds like your straining a lot, excessive stress and pressure on rectal veins can cause Hemorrhoids! Oh lordy, If only I could express in written words of the very many ways this video disturbed me.

As the silence ensued following your clip I hear the moan of my fathers occasional girlfriend being pleasured in the room next door (I need to find a place to live) which adds to the need to vomit, in addition to my magic spam word for this comment being “lunch”… Also, I feel my head spins a little when I hear biblical words. lol (no offence)

I have to say, I liked this video better when I thought it read “Salmon on the Mount”, which I assumed was a mating ritual for Madge.

By the way, it sounds like your straining a lot, excessive stress and pressure on rectal veins can cause Hemorrhoids!

]]> By: Tim http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-823 Tim Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:46:40 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-823 O-M-G!!! Been a wicked week at work and I'm just now catching up on everybody's videos -- THIS WAS AWESOME! I think I even felt the power in ME. Oh wait -- that's not power, I thin I'm gotta poop, too.... Well done, Brother Melton. O-M-G!!!
Been a wicked week at work and I’m just now catching up on everybody’s videos — THIS WAS AWESOME! I think I even felt the power in ME. Oh wait — that’s not power, I thin I’m gotta poop, too….

Well done, Brother Melton.

]]> By: Shawno http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-822 Shawno Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:03:07 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-822 That's definitely a unique "mount" for your sermon, Andy. That’s definitely a unique “mount” for your sermon, Andy.

]]> By: Andy Melton http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-820 Andy Melton Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:29:13 +0000 http://andynotandrew.net/2008/03/25/sermon-on-the-mount/#comment-820 <strong>Steve</strong> - Jesus wants the women to stay at home, do the dishes, fold the laundry, clean the gutters, mow the lawn, scrub the toilet, scrub the tub. Then once they see their men coming home and enter into their castle they are to bow down to them. If they see the preacher of the church coming around for a visit they are to leave the premises immediately and allow the use of their bedroom for an undetermined amount of time. Steve - Jesus wants the women to stay at home, do the dishes, fold the laundry, clean the gutters, mow the lawn, scrub the toilet, scrub the tub. Then once they see their men coming home and enter into their castle they are to bow down to them. If they see the preacher of the church coming around for a visit they are to leave the premises immediately and allow the use of their bedroom for an undetermined amount of time.

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