Sermon on the Mount
In honor of it being so close to easter I decided to record “Sermon on the Mount” from the gospel according to St. Matthew which is on page 993 of your Holy Bible. This video is a little longer than some in the past but the Spirit of the Lord was within me for a couple of minutes. The power of the Lord is something amazing and wonderful which you shall too behold in your body if you believe.
Sermon on the Mount (MP4) (130 MB)
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March 25th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Andy:
I don’t know what to say. Brilliant, disturbing, (bowel) moving. Loved it.
Justin
March 25th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
JustinFeed - Thanks. I’m glad you liked it.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:23 am
andy, were you on the toilet when you recorded this?
March 26th, 2008 at 12:28 am
torero - I wasn’t straining for nothing, darlin’!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Love the style. You have a future as a preacher man is Rednecksville, TN.
(My magic spam word for this comment was “dinner” BTW, which made me LOL).
March 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Steve - Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. Rednecksville, TN would be happy to have me as their local pastor. I’d gladly take up the job! I could have all the redneck men come around to fix up the church! The men of the church could go on camping trips. It would be real fun!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Just the men, huh.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Steve - Jesus wants the women to stay at home, do the dishes, fold the laundry, clean the gutters, mow the lawn, scrub the toilet, scrub the tub. Then once they see their men coming home and enter into their castle they are to bow down to them. If they see the preacher of the church coming around for a visit they are to leave the premises immediately and allow the use of their bedroom for an undetermined amount of time.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
That’s definitely a unique “mount” for your sermon, Andy.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:46 am
O-M-G!!!
Been a wicked week at work and I’m just now catching up on everybody’s videos — THIS WAS AWESOME! I think I even felt the power in ME. Oh wait — that’s not power, I thin I’m gotta poop, too….
Well done, Brother Melton.
March 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Oh lordy, If only I could express in written words of the very many ways this video disturbed me.
As the silence ensued following your clip I hear the moan of my fathers occasional girlfriend being pleasured in the room next door (I need to find a place to live) which adds to the need to vomit, in addition to my magic spam word for this comment being “lunch”… Also, I feel my head spins a little when I hear biblical words. lol (no offence)
I have to say, I liked this video better when I thought it read “Salmon on the Mount”, which I assumed was a mating ritual for Madge.
By the way, it sounds like your straining a lot, excessive stress and pressure on rectal veins can cause Hemorrhoids!
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
The power of Christ compels you bitch! You had the word of the Lord comin’ out of both ends. Andy, you are one hot mess…
April 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Davy - Thanks, Davy. Greatly appreciated! I love being a hot mess!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Luke - Ooops, I’m sorry. Looks like I missed replying to your comment. My apologies. I am sorry the video disturbed you, or should I be sorry? LOL.
That would be a very interesting way to watch this video! Moaning in the background, straining in your ears and the word lunch before your eyes making you hungry (strangely) and you trying not to be hungry because you need to vomit from the nastiness surrounding you!
Don’t worry. I blotted that area with a Tuck’s pad so the hemorrhoid pain has subsided. Thanks for the warning, though!
Oh and I do still owe you an email which I will try my hardest to respond to this evening after I get done doing the dishes, walking, feeding the dog, etc. If you don’t hear from me you have my permission to write me back and yell at me!
I’m off to record another video. I have 3 pages of composition notes of things I want to talk about. I gotta walk out to a safe recording place (a place where no one will hear me!).
April 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Oh, My!
You should convert to Catholicism. LOL
April 18th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I have see the power of the Lord. Oh Lord!
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Kiko - But then I’d have to stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down a lot!
VJnet - The power of the Lord is truly inspiring, isn’t it?